Ok motherfuckers, I know you’re sitting there all smug n’ shit at your dorky little computer desk wondering what’s going on out there in the gaming realm so I’m here to fill you in because I know you’re too godamn lazy to go anywhere to find out for yourself. What will you do when I’m not around? Hopefully rot.

• Blizzard comfirns a next-gen MMO on the way.
• Valve promises patch and maps for TF2 360 coming.
• Command & Conquer going FPS again with Tiberium.
• Turok pulls their teamkill achievement due to pressure.
• Take a look at the best boobs in gaming.
• I’m not the only one who thought the VGA’s sucked.
• A first look at Halo 3’s new map pack.
• Orange Box on PS3 sucks more than usual? Surprised?
• Morgan Webb talks about being a gameslut.
• Frontlines futuristic shooter demo hits XBLM.
• Canada and Europe now have the Video Marketplace.