Downloading movies may be unethical in some circles but for all you nerds on the go the only way to enjoy a flick is ripped on your big screen. For those who aren’t into ‘the scene’ you’ve most likely never heard the word aXXo. That’s ok, he’s the vigilante DVD ripper that gets movies a month before they hit your store shelves. So here’s my top 10 aXXo rips currently out there care of some nasty Pirates and their wenches.

1. Transformers – Re-live the robot orgy in the comfort of your own home.
2. Day Watch – Insane Russian action flick.
3. Bourne Ultimatum – Enthralling spy movie ends the trilogy.
4. Death At A Funeral – Funny ass romp at a funeral.
5. Rescue Dawn – Christian Bale is a POW, just released.
6. Hot Rod – Cornball SNL comedy misses the mark unless baked.
7. Sicko – Michael Moore’s funny take on the USA’s health dilemna.
8. 28 Weeks Later – Smartest zombie franchise continues to devour.
9. The Simpsons Movie – Much like the show, the Simpsons cause havoc.
10. Ratatouille – A food savvy mouse takes over gay Paris.