So with todays TF2 Beta release (which still hasn’t happened as of 10pm pst) the #TF2 channel has been going nuts with 600+ kids all spamming until their little fingers bleed in reverence of the ignorance of their god, TeamFortress2.

Seriously, people were amped for this!

<cRuff> i canceled my trip to mexico
<cRuff> to wait for this

<Arrowhead47> Seriously, I was in high school when I first heard about TF2. Now I’m pushing thirty. Can’t believe I’m still playing video games.

But as mid day passed and no release of the beta was forthcoming, the impatient kids already sporting PC based ADD began to whine…

<vokal`afk> TF2 is the reason for global war on terrorism

<DOGTAG> Jay-z is having a TF2 LAN at his crib

<Pet> Okay guys, I just got off the phone with Quetzalcoatl from Valve support and he said that it won’t be long now, keep the faith with your gods and keep your jaguar hats on tight

<SpaceCadet`HX|rnc> The only thing that can release TF2 is the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

<JTyrrant> Former Vice President Al Gore has officially cancelled the release of Team Fortress 2 due to growing concerns of outrageous energy consumption.

<newby> valve is just waiting for y’all to admit tfc is a shitty game

<iye|copelaNd`ripnate> omg guys if you put your server filter on opposing force and circle your mouse three times around the refresh button and then click it 50 times you see valve’s beta server

Some of the noobs had so much hate on for the non-release they even targeted us because yeah, we made TF2 in our spare time.

<S-Blarg> Fuck Ht
<S-Hershey> fuck ht
<S-EtheR> you guys dont know shit about tfc
<S-EtheR> how can you make TF2

Bonus quotes:

<xack> I WANT TO PLAY COLIN MCCRAE FLIGHT SIM

<GabeNewell> I’m not sure what everyone is so excited about, I didn’t find the game that fun at all

It’s a beta folks, quit being so godamn impatient and go to bed.