You have to admit, Microsoft owns the world right now. With over half the planet using their OS and the 360 taking over the console wars it’s a done deal, they will all be our lord and master one day. So, in anticipation of my complete surrender to our new dark lords I spread their praise with 360 news.

•  Speaking of taking over the world, Beautiful Katamari demo is out on XBox Live.
• Madden ’08 is scoring surprisingly high for an EA product.
• 1/3rd of all 360 users unaware XBox Arcade even existed. Dumbasses.
• This is Sparketplace! Americano’s only.
• What’s this worth to you?
• Blazing Lizard announces Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball…lol.
• Bunch of Command & Conquer console news over at Fanboy.
• BioShock is goin’ into BioBlitz so get the freebies while you can, here’s an artbook.
• If you’ve finished the BioShock demo already, here’s how you can set it to Hard.
• Emo gawyads My Chemical Romance have GH II songs up on Marketplace. 500 pts.
• Postal 3 for 360 soon. Uwe Boll’s Postal movie…no comment?