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So I have been watching a lot of TV lately, and I just can’t fucking stand how every network show is a carbon copy of another, and it seems the shittier ones become the most popular. Seen Ice Road Tuckers yet? Well, if you have seen Deadliest Catch you pretty much have.

How about Man vs Wild, its like SurvivorMan only gay. You know Les Stroud keeps its real, he is totally open about how he plans his episodes and meets with locals to learn the land before each adventure. How does a camera crew work on a survival show anyway, Bear Grylls? Les lugs that shit around by hand. Even without the whole hear say on how Man vs Wild is staged, Bear is crazy, Les is legit. A fine example, I noticed, was in an episode of Man vs Wild, Bear is needlessly scaling some mountain he could walk around, and stumbles upon a snake. So he calls his cameraman over, grabs a stick, and proceeds to poke at the snake with the stick and talk about how exceptionally dangerous it is. Then he puts the snake down and moves along (to his motel room). In SurvivorMan, Les is building a hut out of mud and sticks for the night, when he stumbles upon a rattlesnake. Like any normal person, Les yells “Holy Shit”, but then quickly beats the hell out of it with a log, and cooks it for dinner.

Bear Grylls, you are only half the man that Steve Irwin was.