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Fantasy Frolics

That’s right folks, it’s that great time of year when the NFL season begins and we escape the mundane Sundays with the old ladies for pigskin overloads. In #Hostile land we’ve got the 2nd year of our Dynasty Pool with [Ht]Kenyon taking over for that deadbeat BlackOPS who coincidentally, won last year. We also have [...]

Metaphorically Moronic

Yeah that’s right, we got metaphor splicing goin’ on in #Hostile. Riveting! <od3rus> step up to the plate and pick up a gauntlet <b|afk> don’t worry, odie’s bark is worse in one ear and bites out the other <b|afk> after all, a fool and his money don’t grow on trees <od3rus> Sometimes I feel like [...]

King of Achievement Whores

This guy is your new enemy. Kill him and bring his women to me Hostilites!!

Kitty Poster

Can you help me? I lost my cat.

My Life Is Over

Have you ever wondered what happened to the Star Wars Kid? All those years of ridicule and therapy and now he may be defending you one day.

Slay The Sinners

I don’t want to scare you guys but going to church just became really cool.

Educationating

Nobody had ever say this website isn’t informative… Here’s 100 ways to say Fuck You. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about torture. How to deal with cops.

Stereotypically Ignorant

Ah stereotypes. They will always exist because people are inherently clueless and proud, so categorizing a person is an easy way to immediately be on par with that individual. It doesn’t matter what stereotypes you are a part of, someone out there doesn’t like you. You could be a ginger, goth, gay, emo, chinese, short [...]

Latex Laughs

Condoms, is there anything they can’t do? They can even do stand-up comedy!

Puckin’ Up the Playoffs

For everyone about to inhale the 2010 NHL Playoffs here’s a break down for each series so you are capable of pilfering your bookie’s bankroll thanks to my impeccable predictions. What makes me qualified to know exactly what is going to happen? That’s easy, I’m Canadian. Eastern Conference Washington (1) vs Montreal (8) How do [...]

I Am From The Future

It is time to get serious folks. Look at you sloths, wasting your pathetic lives away day by day sitting in front of the internet, googling yourself hoping something cool will all of a sudden happen to your identity. Well it’s not. Nothing good will ever be handed to you and you’ll be an insignificant [...]

Kill Your Friends Off

Facebook sucks. We all know this. Unless you are playing a Facebook MUD…

Chambers of Horror

The internet has turned into a pretty boring place, littered with copycat cookie cutters and dimwitted bloggers there isn’t much worth doing anymore. But, there are variants of web tech that does put an entertaining spin on tired mediums. One of these, ChatRoulette puts a simple ‘random’ button on a webchat client and boom, something [...]

First Prostitute Shooter

This is just fucking sad. Not every gamer is some virgin who can’t talk to a girl, Christ.

Knuckle Dustin’

So I was watching the viral video of an old guy beating up a black thug on the bus today. Yes, I am a bit late to the party as this link has been everywhere lately but have to admit I enjoyed it. In fact, it got the bloodlust rolling and I needed more. Sometimes [...]

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