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Immortalization

[Ht]Mad — Fri, 11 Oct 2013 07:10:03 +0000

Nowadays, your avatar is as important as your signature. People make snap judgements based on not only your physical appearance but your camera prowess as well. No selfies in the bathroom, idiots! One of the ways people hide behind their profiles (as we call it, Rina’ing) is using caricatures and is a nice loophole for being socially relevant. You do have options, you can have someone draw you as a Simpsons or Family Guy character or you could go for the gusto and have yourself morphed into a famous portrait. Or maybe you want to go the other way and hide your scary face behind a scarier mask.

Manga Flavored Fava Beans

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 06:55:48 +0000

A rare look into UltraCarls anime lair.

Pray for Boston

[Ht]Mad — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:19:03 +0000

It has been a hard week for the city of Boston. After numerous lockdowns of the city during this terrorist attack the city finally has returned to normal. While we would never condone terrorist attacks we do have a few conspiracy nuts in our midst, most notably Lox. So it comes as no surprise this conspiracy theory has already surfaced in regards to the recent attacks. Never distrust an anonymous 4chan poster, people.

The Fuck You Footlong

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:13:28 +0000

If you’re at all like me you hate everything and everyone all the time. And sometimes you feel the need to step up your hatred with some solid anarchy. But what to do? Well, it really matters what you’re capable of. But lets start you out light with all you will require is $5 and a local cockroach infested Subway. Enjoy.

Prop 19 Fail

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 10:04:41 +0000

Well California, I guess everyone who was supposed to vote for Prop 19 was too lazy and stoned to bother to vote. I really thought this one would go through, everyone thinks liberally in California and understands how much money this would bring in, or do they? Do they even understand how useful hemp is? Oh well, I guess people will just need to continue to educate. I’ve included something to help sway the voters, also a li’l bonus sent to us from Japan.

Shaun the Prophet

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:59:20 +0000

people who dont believe that god created earth and then made his own son who is also him and then had his son who is also him get tortured and killed to show humans they shouldnt eat apples from trees on the advice of a talking snake is a sucker
oops, i meant are suckers.

School is in Session

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:56:37 +0000

Sometimes education can really make the difference for someone. So here I will pass on important structured relevant instruction for all of you to digest. It’s important to realize that sometimes your teacher is not who you think they are and that giving them the opportunity to expand your horizons can only be done if you give them the chance to do so. So the question I put towards you then is, are you ready to be educated?

The Sicker Man

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:42:35 +0000

I love movies. I even love shitty movies. So when it came time to witness the shittiest movie in existence I was quite excited. But I couldn’t imagine that a movie could truly be this bad, I mean I have seen plenty of Uwe Boll movies in the past and with Nicholas Cage in the lead of this shitty movie I knew it might be difficult. But I triumphed and sat through the entire piece of shit and am scarred for life because of it. I now can not even look at Nicholas Cage without violent vomit wrenches. I had often wondered how great it would be if we could make Nicholas Cage witness his monstrosity and suffer what we have had to endure, lo and behold my prayers have been answered.

Him

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:56:44 +0000

I know you all must be sick of Minecraft posts by now.

But this one is important, give it a chance.

The Lapse of Time

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 03:46:08 +0000