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Figurehead Fightin’

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:08:37 +0000

The Mob Glitches Out

[Ht]Mad — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:24:11 +0000

Got 15 minutes to kill? Watch this…

Needles in a Flickstack

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 15:54:16 +0000

I haven’t posted any movies in awhile, since most of you already know how to find the big releases I thought I’d recommend a few movies you most likely haven’t seen or even never heard of.

Enter the Void 1.37GB
Now this is a movie that illicit drugs were made specifically for. An extremely trippy experience it has a young man who deals drugs in Tokyo and who gets killed plying his trade. His transition to the next world is a very heavy experience but he can’t help but watch over his sister who he had dragged to Japan. Following her life after his death is all he cares about and seeing how she copes is actually quite difficult. This is not a movie you watch with the old lady. Directed by the same guy who directed Irreversible, you can expect many adult natured content in this completely original flick.

This Is War 704MB
Normally I find documentaries quite bland and while this one won’t have you gripped on the edge of your seat we do get to see something we normally don’t get to see. A real glimpse into a marines way of life. This documentary is completely filmed by a marine as the assault on Iraq begins. Using a handicam it is quite jittery but you get a real glimpse into the front line of war without the fluff that Hollywood would impose on it. Check this if your stomach can handle a bit of a bodycount.

Reign of Assassins 1.45GB
If you enjoyed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and you know how to read subtitles you’ll enjoy this movie. A John Woo movie with Michelle Yeoh as the lead, it’s a wushu martial arts flick that I thoroughly enjoyed. It’s not all action and does have a decent story so it’s deeper than most of the drivel out there. There’s enough butt kicking to keep you entertained though so enjoy.

Exit Through the Gift Shop 700MB
Another documentary but this is one that really comes off as much more. For those who have no knowledge of street art, this movie tells the tale of a french photographer who gets sucked into the scene and is infatuated with the artists themselves. He follows them around, helps them vandalize and becomes inspired by them. The movie is best known for starring Banksy, the most elusive and popular of the street artists. I won’t get into specifics but this movie doesn’t go where you think it’s going to. I really hope it wins an Oscar for best documentary.

Greg Giraldo’s Midlife Voices 550MB
Ok, a stand-up performance does not qualify as ‘a movie’ but this one is special. Mainly because the comedian died shortly after filming this special. Greg Giraldo is best known for being the funniest fucker at the roasts along with being a judge on Last Comic Standing. It seems the funniest guys out there are the ones who die early and Greg holds that tradition as he was arguably one of the funniest comedians out there before his death. Anyways, everyone needs a good chuckle and this one will deliver.

Prop 19 Fail

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 10:04:41 +0000

Well California, I guess everyone who was supposed to vote for Prop 19 was too lazy and stoned to bother to vote. I really thought this one would go through, everyone thinks liberally in California and understands how much money this would bring in, or do they? Do they even understand how useful hemp is? Oh well, I guess people will just need to continue to educate. I’ve included something to help sway the voters, also a li’l bonus sent to us from Japan.

The Sicker Man

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:42:35 +0000

I love movies. I even love shitty movies. So when it came time to witness the shittiest movie in existence I was quite excited. But I couldn’t imagine that a movie could truly be this bad, I mean I have seen plenty of Uwe Boll movies in the past and with Nicholas Cage in the lead of this shitty movie I knew it might be difficult. But I triumphed and sat through the entire piece of shit and am scarred for life because of it. I now can not even look at Nicholas Cage without violent vomit wrenches. I had often wondered how great it would be if we could make Nicholas Cage witness his monstrosity and suffer what we have had to endure, lo and behold my prayers have been answered.

Never Leave the House

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 10:31:10 +0000

Hmm, new release motion pictures right to your home, legally?

Yes please. Too bad the ticket price will be laughable.

Bolly Will Give You Wood

[Ht]Mad — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 20:49:02 +0000

It’s not often we are treated to amazing cinematic moments. It is even rarer to see it multiple times in one movie. But what makes what you’re about to see even crazier is that it smells like curried crotchness. Yup, coated like an indian wedding. Thank you international cinema, this is an amazing accomplishment.

Core Demographix

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 07:31:53 +0000

…and now, a word from our sponsors.

Dudes, don’t forget to wash your balls!

Who needs the Old Spice Guy when you got this guy.

RAY RAY.

A Quarter Short

[Ht]Mad — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:57:51 +0000

I know you all hate Twitter but really you all need to tune in and watch the demise of 50 Cent. He has been going off for a few days now and is freaking people out. This is nothing new for celebrities who tweet, with no filter on them their true craziness comes out and drunken meltdowns are pretty common. So yes, tune in and watch him either implode or end up killing Kanye.

Donut Disaster

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:20:25 +0000

Looking like a celebrity could be beneficial.

Unless it’s like this.