So it came as a bit of a surprise to see Cracked post the Top 6 Most Spectacular Dick Moves in Games and one of our very own Hostiles get the #1 spot! Now, of course for the level of espionage that was required for such a move I can not divulge who the culprit is but there is one piece of the puzzle to solve here, and it’s my favorite part. The alias of this character is always listed as “Karttoon” which is the name of one of our long-time members. But, it was just his account he had abandoned a year before and had no involvement in what happened whatsoever. Anyone who knows kart aka McLovin aka Jeffrey aka the Minecraft admin aka Keeper of the Jeanne aka the guy always drunk would know he’s way too stupid to pull something of this nature off. But, he always has to be aware that the Goons could mistake him for the culprit and end his feeble existence. As for the true culprit, he’s since been married and is popping out kidlets by now so his cyber-terrorism days are behind him…or are they?

Weirdly enough, a lot of Hostiles have been playing FIFA 11 a lot. I know, we’re a bunch of Americans, what business do we have playing this foreign sport?! It’s ok, we’re terrible. But again EA brings a quality feature set to a sports game where you level your Pro by accomplishing tasks throughout the game modes. While some people have a problem with being 1 player on the field it allows for people to be a part of a team again in a balanced playing environment. If you have this game feel free to find us under FC Hostilism to join up, we usually have 4-8 people on per night! Here’s some Accomplishment tutorials you can do in the Arena along with a li’l something for the lazy.

Beginner Arena

Intermediate Arena

Advanced Arena

Cheat to get another Pro’s Save loaded

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