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Immortalization

[Ht]Mad — Fri, 11 Oct 2013 07:10:03 +0000

Nowadays, your avatar is as important as your signature. People make snap judgements based on not only your physical appearance but your camera prowess as well. No selfies in the bathroom, idiots! One of the ways people hide behind their profiles (as we call it, Rina’ing) is using caricatures and is a nice loophole for being socially relevant. You do have options, you can have someone draw you as a Simpsons or Family Guy character or you could go for the gusto and have yourself morphed into a famous portrait. Or maybe you want to go the other way and hide your scary face behind a scarier mask.

Manga Flavored Fava Beans

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 06:55:48 +0000

A rare look into UltraCarls anime lair.

Front Yard Fortress

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 30 Jul 2013 07:00:32 +0000

If you’re wondering what I want for my birthday…

Ht Open’s 9th Season

[Ht]Mad — Fri, 12 Jul 2013 01:07:24 +0000

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that the invites have gone out for the 9th season of the Ht Open, our yearly free Fantasy Football league. It’s just for bragging rights and there’s not much to go around as I have been dominating it the last 6 years. Although the dynasty may be cracking as 1st year player Kamen (who I helped with drafting) ended up beating me in the Finals for the title. Why did I help him draft his juggernaut team…anyways, I’m not going to post the link to join just yet as everyone will most likely be returning. If any spots open up, you’ll be the first to know.

How To Kingpin Hard

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 30 Jun 2013 09:54:16 +0000

Here’s a brand new documentary that tackles the terrible war on drugs by teaching you how to properly deal at each level of drug trafficking. That desk job is about to feel extra terrible on Monday after watching this. Grab the torrent.

Planetside 2 Changes

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 30 Jun 2013 09:43:15 +0000

Just a heads up that the Ht Planetside 2 outfit is no longer active. With MLG approaching and numbers dwindling the outfit officers decided that a merger was required. If you’re an existing player you can head over here to get rolling with the new outfit.

Pray for Boston

[Ht]Mad — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:19:03 +0000

It has been a hard week for the city of Boston. After numerous lockdowns of the city during this terrorist attack the city finally has returned to normal. While we would never condone terrorist attacks we do have a few conspiracy nuts in our midst, most notably Lox. So it comes as no surprise this conspiracy theory has already surfaced in regards to the recent attacks. Never distrust an anonymous 4chan poster, people.

Ghostin’

[Ht]Mad — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:15:04 +0000

When you see it, you will shit bricks and may wrap your sports car around a tree.

(inside joke for the QWTF crew)

Conception

[Ht]Mad — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:11:59 +0000

This one goes out to [Ht]KaRtToOn, who is expecting his 1st child.

Let’s just hope the little Hostile doesn’t ever have to endure this nightmare.

Live From the Front Line

[Ht]Mad — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:55:16 +0000

Ht has been featured in the latest PS2 war correspondence video! Very impressive production value.

Don’t forget about our Youtube channel either, grunts.