Hostile Takeover

Time To Med

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:47:36 +0000

Bong Chat

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:47:05 +0000

You know what the internet needs?

A place where stoners can randomly meet other stoners. Stoners have an instant bond with one another all across the world, it supplants language restrictions and age grouping and allows for creativity and humor to flow freely. Now if only we could make a sort of Chatroulette for potheads we’d be on to something! It wouldn’t be that hard, web cam software is about as simple as Lox on a farm. This is doable people!

Wait, someone already made it?! FUCK.

Fantasy Frolics

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:45:59 +0000

That’s right folks, it’s that great time of year when the NFL season begins and we escape the mundane Sundays with the old ladies for pigskin overloads. In #Hostile land we’ve got the 2nd year of our Dynasty Pool with [Ht]Kenyon taking over for that deadbeat BlackOPS who coincidentally, won last year. We also have Breathe from DJedi taking over for [Ht]Wyld who did his annual dissapearing act so his team had to be sold off. For those in that pool you need to have your rosters posted by the 1st. Now in our 6th year of the annual #Hostile pool, it’s been full for awhile and the draft for that is on Sunday. So get ready, figure out which chump you are and let’s do some draftin’!

Gold Medal Gravity

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:44:50 +0000

I guarantee that this is a sport in the Olympics in 5 years.

You Think You Can Take Me?

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:43:54 +0000

PAX: Poon Palace?

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:42:36 +0000

So is anyone headed down to PAX in Seattle this weekend? If so do I have an opportunity for you! That’s right playa playa, while you are dorking it out you can look smugly out on the sea of nose breathers and know that your geeky threesome is something none of these dorks will ever be able to do. But hey, not like they haven’t been trying right?

Third World Warfare

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:33:10 +0000

Modern Warfare 2 may have sold a jillion copies but there is still poor people out there that can’t afford such FPS luxuries. I know, it’s a sad state if some poor Somalian kid can’t learn about being called a faggot online but that’s the way the world goes. Luckily someone took primitive Doom and slapped on some MW2 so you can play it on your watch. Check it out.

Mushroom Cloud Laying Motherfucka

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:28:26 +0000

Python Fortress

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:26:26 +0000

Trust me, this is amazing. If you’re old enough to get the reference.

Donut Disaster

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:20:25 +0000

Looking like a celebrity could be beneficial.

Unless it’s like this.