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Prop 19 Fail

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 10:04:41 +0000

Well California, I guess everyone who was supposed to vote for Prop 19 was too lazy and stoned to bother to vote. I really thought this one would go through, everyone thinks liberally in California and understands how much money this would bring in, or do they? Do they even understand how useful hemp is? Oh well, I guess people will just need to continue to educate. I’ve included something to help sway the voters, also a li’l bonus sent to us from Japan.

Shaun the Prophet

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:59:20 +0000

people who dont believe that god created earth and then made his own son who is also him and then had his son who is also him get tortured and killed to show humans they shouldnt eat apples from trees on the advice of a talking snake is a sucker
oops, i meant are suckers.

School is in Session

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:56:37 +0000

Sometimes education can really make the difference for someone. So here I will pass on important structured relevant instruction for all of you to digest. It’s important to realize that sometimes your teacher is not who you think they are and that giving them the opportunity to expand your horizons can only be done if you give them the chance to do so. So the question I put towards you then is, are you ready to be educated?

The Sicker Man

[Ht]Mad — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:42:35 +0000

I love movies. I even love shitty movies. So when it came time to witness the shittiest movie in existence I was quite excited. But I couldn’t imagine that a movie could truly be this bad, I mean I have seen plenty of Uwe Boll movies in the past and with Nicholas Cage in the lead of this shitty movie I knew it might be difficult. But I triumphed and sat through the entire piece of shit and am scarred for life because of it. I now can not even look at Nicholas Cage without violent vomit wrenches. I had often wondered how great it would be if we could make Nicholas Cage witness his monstrosity and suffer what we have had to endure, lo and behold my prayers have been answered.

Him

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:56:44 +0000

I know you all must be sick of Minecraft posts by now.

But this one is important, give it a chance.

The Lapse of Time

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 03:46:08 +0000

ChocoDeathMatch

[Ht]Mad — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:31:33 +0000

This guy should be running this planet.

Fantasy Frolics

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:45:59 +0000

That’s right folks, it’s that great time of year when the NFL season begins and we escape the mundane Sundays with the old ladies for pigskin overloads. In #Hostile land we’ve got the 2nd year of our Dynasty Pool with [Ht]Kenyon taking over for that deadbeat BlackOPS who coincidentally, won last year. We also have Breathe from DJedi taking over for [Ht]Wyld who did his annual dissapearing act so his team had to be sold off. For those in that pool you need to have your rosters posted by the 1st. Now in our 6th year of the annual #Hostile pool, it’s been full for awhile and the draft for that is on Sunday. So get ready, figure out which chump you are and let’s do some draftin’!

Metaphorically Moronic

[Ht]Mad — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:12:15 +0000

Yeah that’s right, we got metaphor splicing goin’ on in #Hostile. Riveting!
step up to the plate and pick up a gauntlet
don’t worry, odie’s bark is worse in one ear and bites out the other
after all, a fool and his money don’t grow on trees
Sometimes I feel like I’m swimming against the grain
don’t worry though, because the meek shall gather no moss
people in glass houses know what they say about assuming things
the way to a man’s best friend is through his dog
Take the ball by the horns and run with it
all’s well that ends in love and war
an apple a day kills two birds
loose lips are thicker than water
Theres a light at the end of this rainbow
the road to hell is mighter than the sword
a penny saved is worth two in the bush

King of Achievement Whores

[Ht]Mad — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:58:45 +0000

This guy is your new enemy.

Kill him and bring his women to me Hostilites!!