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PAX: Poon Palace?
So is anyone headed down to PAX in Seattle this weekend? If so do I have an opportunity for you! That’s right playa playa, while you are dorking it out you can look smugly out on the sea of nose breathers and know that your geeky threesome is something none of these dorks will ever [...]
An Urban Art Hero
Most of you noobs probably don’t even know who Banksy is. But his work has popped up in Africa.
Dream On
I was asked what about this rumored Ubisoft game is, since I used to be employed by them. I have no clue what it is but looking at the video it definitely looks fake. We haven’t seen any technology allowing games to be made to that level just yet and if there was I don’t [...]
The Redneck Retard Rap
I used to enjoy Youtube but it’s turned into a giant karoake party. Fuck off.
Alien Swarm
What’s this, a free 4 player co-op game from Valve? Why yes, it is. Alien Swarm is out today on Steam.
Oldest Game on Earth
I’m not going to pretend I know anything about everything but being older and wiser than most of you I feel I can help you poor kids out in the one thing no one has really ever figured out, women. The first thing you need to know is that men and women are very similar [...]
Crackdown Demo
The Crackdown 2 beta is out on XBox Live. This is the first demo that has achievements embedded, you can earn them and they then unlock when you play the full game. The demo itself has a 30 second timer but does let you level up and do some missions. You can watch this video [...]
Grind Time
I know most of you are complete noobs and can’t remember back to the day when games were an actual challenge. That’s right, many moons ago games used to make it hard to actually progress and didn’t just hand over the princess to your 4 player co-op session for dying repeatedly. MMOs like Everquest used [...]
No Fluff Fan Films
You have to admit, sometimes fan made movies can be quite amazing. Especially with all of these Hollywood horror shows as they try and recreate our favorite games into believable movies and do a horrible job of it. Thanks a lot Uwe Boll you douche. Here’s a collection of some of the best fan made [...]
Don’t Tweet Me, Bro!
Everyone is on Twitter now. Has it jumped the shark? Maybe. Most view it as a superficial approach to social networking and they are totally right. While it is about broadcasting what you’re doing and thinking it’s not what everyone thinks. Most think it’s about some random person you follow that says “At a party [...]
1st Encounter
Ok guys, here’s some information you’ll need when ‘they’ visit.
Going Back In Time
Here’s a deal you consolers can’t pass up. Buy Singularity and get Prototype for free. First of all, Singularity is going to be a great game, they have taken forever to release it so that it can be a top tier title and it’s premise is very intriguing. But, if you haven’t played Prototype then [...]
Touch Screen Tantrums
To iPad or to not. That is a question many of us will ask ourselves before shelling out big bucks for a luxury item. So is it worth it? The reviews are positive even without the multitasking or flash support. Bright screen and long battery life definitely have helped brighten the launch as over 500,000 [...]
Digital Daters
If you are single and use the internet to get girls… Then click and read.
Redneck Rampage: Burger Edition
Just another reason not to be in some greasy burger joint at 3am…
