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Internaughty
Here’s a li’l something to catch your friends on what naughty stuff they have been surfing for.
Sometimes the internet is shady, so throw it back in their faces!
Poopsock the Paladin
Plenty of my friends have inquired about MMORPG’s in the past, wanting to know if they should play them.
I always immediately say no. You could end up like this guy.
I’m Avatar Rich Bitch
If you’re a fan of playing mock stocks and you also watch TMZ then you will love this. The website HSX allows people to play a form of fantasy stock exchange that uses movie grossings and celebrities as the form of currency. So for instance, if you invested in Lindsay Lohan and any Eddie Murphy [...]
Russian Poopsocks
Allods Online is now in Open Beta. This means they will not be wiping characters so get your grind on if interested. You can grab the client for this Free2Play MMO and I’d recommend you read Bucky’s thread to get up to speed. You might even want to plan out a class before starting as [...]
Hello God? It’s Me-Me
Who doesn’t love it when the Internets dupe stupid religious people??
The RocketJump
Well, Valentine’s is over and most likely all of you nerds were busy playing video games instead of making some poor girl happy for 1 day in her miserable life. What the hell is wrong with you people. Without women this planet would die, put the controller down and go procreate. What you need to [...]
4chan 4ever
You’ve heard of 4chan but most likely were too scared to look.
That’s good, not for the general public anyways.
But if you’re interested in the background behind it and the founder Moot, then watch this.
MMOre Lameness
Best thing about MMO’s? They have to do Beta’s and we get to judge them!!
Looks like Lego Universe and City of Eternals both are in open beta now so go grab ‘em if you’re bored out of that stupid skull of yours. Star Trek Online is out now but you’d have to be extreme nerdcore [...]
The Max-iPad
<warning> i was just thinking today i really want a netbook without a keyboard that can only run 1 app at a time and doesnt use flash
<warning> the ipad was my idea
<[Ht]alright> he called his mom
<warning> of course i called my mom she needed to know this
Another Internet Jedi
One thing I love about the internet is all the cool things you can learn.
Like how to wield a sword properly, with our sensei Phillip.
Archer on FX
Cijid turned me on to this new show on FX called Archer that follows the amazing Always Sunny In Philadelphia. It’s a well drawn spy cartoon but it also crosses the line to adult quite quickly. It’s only 3 episodes old so it’ll be easy to catch up on, here’s the teaser to get you [...]
Water!? You Noob!
The Online Gamer is back! This time he is single and is out to pwn some girly noobs.
Controlling the Chaos
There’s been a lot of talk about XIM’s and FPS Freeks lately as people look for an advantage when it comes to console controller fighting. Well, remember that base skill is always going to win out and that anything you use will take time to get used to. But really, until we have a controller [...]
Nerd Rage
Damn, this guy hates all of you.
Mainstream MMO’s
A couple of big name MMO’s have entered open beta.
So pick your poison. Star Trek or Hello Kitty?






