I used to steer clear until I stumbled upon one of these.

Reminded me a bit of the new Futurama episode that spoofed Apples hold on us.

We can make a grown man cry in a manner of minutes. Here’s some inspirations.

1. Solomon Kane
A fantasy flick that sets the comic book based Puritan hero against the devil himself, this one didn’t get any fanfare but is a legit movie with a proper budget and takes it all very serious. The lead is a Hugh Jackman clone and does a good job, it’s no Lord of the Rings but it’s better than most of the tripe out there.

2. The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt SuperBad
Ok, this movie is horrible as it’s one of those farce genre movies but it’s so digustingly repugnant it will appeal to some, specifically those who like to gross out their friends when all stoned an drunk. At least they make fun of the some of the better comedies over the past few years and there is one great joke in this movie (watch the credits).

3. Undisputed III: Redemption
This is another movie that won’t be up for Oscars anytime soon but this one should appeal to the overly violent types. The Undisputed series is about an underground MMA tournament in a Russian prison. This one has the hero claw back to fighting healthmar and then gets shipped to another prison to fight in a national bloodfest. While it has plenty of flaws there’s some decent martial arts fight action in here.

4. Valhalla Rising
A gory period piece that harkens back to the Vikings and no not the Brett Favre kind. A nasty Vike deals some serious damage as he traipses through the norse lands. While a bit boring this one is dark and has plenty of bloodlettng so if you’re a bit squeamish skip this one.

Most view it as a superficial approach to social networking and they are totally right. While it is about broadcasting what you’re doing and thinking it’s not what everyone thinks. Most think it’s about some random person you follow that says “At a party tonight” but the reality is it’s someone you have some type of interest in that says “At a party and just watched @PaulyShore get a blowjob from a midget tranny”. For most, people don’t want to share their personal information for anyone to be able to read (you can protect your tweets) and I get that. Some just like to listen to people they find interesting. It can take some trial and error to find these people but there are plenty of people out there with either something worthy enough to say or to click on. Your favorite celebrities, comedians, actresses, athletes, businesses, local people, clothing lines, porn stars and even some of your real life friends can be found on twitter wasting time and replying to people.

The other thing people really enjoy about twitter is when an event happens. It can be a global or a local event, depending on who you are following the ‘talk’ will turn to that current event and you’ll have not only a comical insight but also more information made available than you would by hitting CNN or some other website. Trending topics allow you to even follow events or other things easily to see what and who is talking about stuff relevent to yourself. My favorite part of twitter however are the links. Plenty of people post news and the days links, in fact I consider twitter the 0-day of linkage. You just need to find people that post interesting stuff (like your favorite blogsites), it’s basically a more friendly RSS feed for some. IRC used to be the best place for us to get the most current links but no more. So yes, twitter is a bit douchey but it is the most entertaining of the social networks and eventually you’ll all be on it in some form so you might as well reserve your name, like rina did. Here’s some links that can help you figure out who is fun to follow.

• 111 Twitter Tools
• Confirmed NFL Players
• Best Fake Accounts
• 10 Funniest Accounts
• Sexiest Celeb Pics Tweeted
• 100 Geeks to Follow
• Tweetin’ Too Hard
• Museum of Celeb Tweets
• 44 Porn Stars on Twitter
• Best Tweets of the Month
• Funny People on Twitter